I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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