i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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