Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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