So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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