I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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