I don't usually arrange sex via text message
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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