i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize