Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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