i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
How drunk are you?
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