You work out of a Hotel?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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