ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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