P.S. I can't hear my feet
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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