Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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