ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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