dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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