doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Enjoy the penises
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
