Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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