So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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