I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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