try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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