we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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