he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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