Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
