I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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