It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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