I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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