If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
