ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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