I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
this boner is exhausting
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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