its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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