piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
