He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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