There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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