shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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