Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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