Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
it wasn't lemon gatorade
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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