summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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