I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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