Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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