Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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