i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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