Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
pray to the hookup gods
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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