Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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