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i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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