Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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