It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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