3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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