I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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