Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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