Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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