I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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