the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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