Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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