Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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