STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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