Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I would ride that face into the sunset
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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