It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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